I think I'm starting to freak my 24year old son out. In the past week I've called and asked him about Coldcard, Signal and Protonmail. I'm afraid if I ask about Mastodon he'll feel obligated to ask for my private keys....
Right now transitioning over to Mastordon is kinda like having more than one storage facility. But this one has amenities I don't completely understand yet. I found the bar though and nobody asked for an ID.