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RT @FossGregfoss
I slept like a baby last night. I woke up crying every two hours...

Cuz I own

over

I someday hope to complain about central banking as intensely as my female work colleagues complain about each other.

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Can't slay your heroes if you never have any to begin with

Gettr's fucking stupid changemymind.jpg

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Plan B they said. Stock to flow they said. Youโ€™ll be rich they said.

I hold the hardest asset in the history of humanity and Iโ€™m not selling it.

Iโ€™m rich regardless of the USD price.

Iโ€™m now on Plan C. The C is for Cause I do what I want.

HI, I'M STIMMY AND I'M ADDICTED TO BUYING THE MOTHER FUCKING DIP

But I hear the latest update expunges criminal convictions

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Once weโ€™re in the gulags weโ€™ll laugh out asses off on how right we were

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