facebook building the metaverse is like zucko building the internet and having complete control over all content. Imagine how shitty of a world that would be.

Its not even that hard, just pull your hair and cut off the long parts. why do people pay money for this?

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Imagine paying money for someone to cut your hair when you could be using that to stack sats instead.

I should have airtagged my cat. I think he might be gone for good 😭

wasm is neat not only for binary portability, but you can have permissioned IO capabilities by selectively restricting read and write calls to given paths. I don't know if any tool is doing this but it is possible by reading the filename from the descriptor... you could even disable filesystem reads and writes altogether, this is the default!

I get way more engagement with these kinds of posts on the fediverse vs twitter. I wonder if twitter buries them or if the fediverse selects for a certain kind of person πŸ˜›

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Does anyone actually believe masks completely eradicated the flu? I am skeptical.

I prefer writing recursive descent parsers, even though you lose the ability to stop and resume parsing. The solution? Save and restore your callstacks! (ie: coroutines)

libtask looks interesting: swtch.com/libtask/

its also really neat to get execution traces from C/C++/rust programs. I can see all the codepaths that were taken and what values were passed around. might be useful for stuff πŸ€”

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just realized i could use my wasm interpreter for mutation testing by randomly changing the behavior of if statements, etc. πŸ€”

my partner's vaccinated friends just informed her that that they no longer want us over because I'm not vaccinated 🀣 because that makes sense

I can execute a C program to the end but something is getting messed up in the memory somewhere. debugging this isn't fun.

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you know your wasm virtual machine hacking session is getting serious when you break out the triple column layout

shoutout to this happy little C program I wrote that calculates rational numbers on the command line:

git.jb55.com/ratio

infinite precision sums 😎

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when you're too lazy to use excel so you write a bash and sed script to maintain a csv fileπŸ˜…

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can't imagine putting my money in a bank "savings" account when I can put it into the hardest fuck you money in human history

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it's dads stackin sats with 10% of their pay forever laura. FOREVER.

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