not an exhaustive list but pick your poison
it's the sly roundabout way
it's the next bitcoin
it's neutral money
it's free speech money
it's number go up (NgU) technology
it's savings technology
it's the international unit/measuring stick for value
it's the facebook of money
it's the hardest money ever invented
it's a living organism designed to exploit individual human greed for its survival and expansion
it's an elegant solution to the byzantine generals problem
it's the Reformation 2.0
it's the ideal battery
it's the best monetary energy network
it's the best embodiment of libertarianism
it's gold 2.0
Bitcoin fixes you.
Educator of pre-coiners.
Romanian in Switzerland.
Bitcoin Maston Instance