@threed you look scared!
@alyssa I still think Mastodon is a social network for cats that just use their humans to do the work...
@alyssa PHASE THREE IS COMING
PHASE FOUR WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
@alyssa you might like https://mastodon.bida.im/@fluffykittenspambot
@waxwing Thank you. You have officially introduced me to my new favorite thing
@alyssa 🙀