Theory: Jack purged everyone to accelerate the shift to decentralized technology.
For Jack so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten company, that whoever migrates to mastodon should not perish, but have everlasting life.
@eiaine exactly. then when all the cool kids are here, he'll say to the twitter board, "well I guess we have to become a mastodon instance now. project blue sky ftw bitchez," and all will be well and good and true.
Bitcoin Maston Instance