I was finally able to deposit the check.
In order to do it I had to dive into the dark net, learn about Tor, learn about how to download apps from a store in another country, and finally apply a good amount of hacking skills. All of this was considered normal and legal, go figure.
Using the traditional banking system is getting harder to do than Bitcoin ever was.
Excuse me while I go take a nap on my metal/gold bed. Should be very relaxing and refreshing
Bitcoin Maston Instance