Mastadon toots are the perfect name for the farts that people let go on twitter. And the character limit here is bigger so one's toots can smell more.
Maybe we could sell the toots to the bird site and use the proceeds to fund The Mastodon Survival School (and Tire Center)
That's always been a dream of mine.
@mydogisahusky I'm in. Under what name shall we incorporate?
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