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uses so much energy that we're going to start having to tax every one to pay for it.
So go ahead and pay your bitcoin tax, just be sure to withdraw it from the exchange!
Oh, and we have a fucking cure and have had before the pAnDemIC
So we sacrificed the economy(national security), normal life, everyone's jobs, the mental health of many, and the mental health of the children that have to grow up in clown world for what? A small percentage of elderly overweight people who might get sick? #Science
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Wife: " Whats our internet speed, I'm telling my brother"
Me: "It's a symmetrical Gigabit link."
Wife: "But what speed is it?"
Me: "1 gigabit up and down."
Wife: "Why won't you just tell me how fast it is?!"
Me: "There's like a 1-2 ms response time from the provider, where do you want me to test to?"
Also, I will be giving away a free [REDACTED] to the person who comments here and correctly guesses what the price of bitcoin will be, within $5, when @mattodell contacts me.
@mattodell doesn't want to be my fren :(
Any one else want his free Bitcoin cold storage gift? We can totally just scratch his name off and put yours in it's place. j/k there's no names on them but yes you can have the official Matt Odell [REDACTED]. It will come with an autographed signature from me and will be the only one of it's kind. Well, it will technically be the same as all the others but it was definitely going to go to @mattodell.
Comment why he hates me here to win.