Happy Bank Computer Holiday Day!
Once again we celebrate everything grinding to a halt, because day, as bank and equity/debt market computers everywhere take a much needed day off to sleep in a bit and relax at home with a nice cup of tea. We do this because that's what computers need, so being unable to conduct business on arbitrarily selected days is a totally reasonable and necessary thing!
Make sure to give your computer Brawndo, it's got electrolytes!